Print this out. It has your directions. It’s not easy to find and reception is crap. You have all the info you need to get here, including stations, taxi numbers, routes, and a link to google maps where the gate to the field is. Please read it all. You won’t need to call us if you do…
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- 1. Don’t share the link below on how to get here on any social networks or with anyone who isn’t invited. Thanks.
- 2. Please remember, there are real animals on the farm including our pedigree bull Moreton Norton Dynamic 111 so please stay in the field we’re partying in.
3. The gate will be open at certain times (not sure how to work this yet as we dont’ have security) Will email you all when we know.
If you do turn up and the gate is locked text or call Pedro for the code. His number. 07792 461485.
Tell him who you are just in case he hasn’t got your number!
You MUST make sure you lock it behind you. No security. We are our own security.
4. Bring all you need for camping in a field for 3 days. Once you are here, stay.
5. YES, there is a river. The river is lovely to float on/in so bring swimming stuff, floaty boats,
cannoodling cannoes or not.. up to you. Just don’t be twats and get yourselves hurt. There’s only one way in and one way out. The Jetty.
6. We’ll be needing you all to be gone by Monday morning at the very latest.
CAMPSITE STUFF
There is ….
Drinking water onsite but bring some too, A secret cold water washing station, Loos and Hot Shower, Bring a torch. No camp fires, there will be 2 campfires in the Loiterpin field.
JUGS BAR
Yup, we’ll be serving up some jugs of booze… situated by the jetty. Bloody Swearies, Gin and On it, Mucky Thump cocktails to name but a few.
THEME
Tropical.
NO DOGS – This is a working farm.
DIRECTIONS
Please click the link below for the entrance. This is the only entrance for the party.
DO NOT COME TO THE FARM. We don’t want anyone turning up at the farm. We won’t be there.
https://goo.gl/maps/5dYoBVYJMEk
Don’t stray off the track… You might get stuck in the marsh. No driving AT ALL once you are here. You’ll be camping in the same field where the party, weather permitting, bring everything you need so you don’t have to leave again.
DIRECTIONS
There is a long man made track on a high bank that runs alongside the river. We suggest that you arrive before it gets dark and bring a torch.
If it’s been wet recently the track to the party may be muddy/slippery.
Please have your wellies to hand.
FROM LONDON VIA M23
Take the A27 East towards Eastbourne/Bexhill/Hastings.
Go past Eastbourne on A27 until you get to a roundabout with a BP garage, Marks & Spencers and Starbucks. (There is only one garage with a Marks and Spencers locally)
Turn left towards Wartling & Herstmonceux Castle on Wartling Road and drive for approximately 2 miles until you go up a hill and the Lamb Inn pub is on your right, in Wartling.
Turn right directly by The Lamb Inn. There is another turning more like a fork right further on with a red phone box. It’s not that one it’s right next to the pub.
Turn left after the carpark to the pub and down the Horsewalk single track road.
This road winds it’s way down a hill and bends sharply to the right then left.
Go over the bridge crossing the river, Wallers Haven, and you will see a pump house station and a big metal gate on the right after the bridge.
FROM LONDON VIA A21
Get to Royal Tonbridge Wells then head towards Hastings/Battle on A21. After Robertsbridge turn off A21 onto the A2100 towards Battle. Turn Left at Battle and drive through Battle town passed Battle Abbey on your right, still on the A2100, until you get to a mini round-a-bout. Turn right onto Powder Mill Lane B2204 towards Catsfield/Ninfield. Through Catsfield to Ninfield. Turn left at round-a-bout, Kings Arms in front of you, garage on left. Then turn right towards Hooe on B2095. Drive through Hooe village for about 3 miles then you will see a small single track road on the right called The Horsewalk. Turn right. Follow the lane down the hill, over a tiny bridge then along the marsh until you see a pump house on the left. The gate is there on the left before the bridge over the Wallers Haven Bridge.
Trains
Polegate/Cooden Beech/Battle
You will need to order a taxi before you arrive.
Cooden
Mike Moon – Cooden Taxis 01424 846464
Battle
Abbey Taxis 01424 777776
AND LAST OF ALL.
DON’T BE A RUBBISH PERSON. LEAVE NO TRACE.
There will be some big dumpy bags for the rubbish and recycling but if you can we’d really appreciate it if you take ALL your rubbish with you.
Remember the flora/fauna/owls/kingfishers/badgers/perigrin falcons/the lesser whirlpool rams horn snail/scuffling little field mice/cheeky little chuffletts and sneaky pete’s… such nature.
Eh voila… See you in the meadow.
Any more questions? Email clairenix@me.com
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